Just create your account, pay the modest administrative fee, and you’ll immediately gain access to our database of thousands of women who are eligible for immediate discharge from medical facilities nationwide

You get to view profiles, make a connection just right for you, and before you know it, she’ll come live with you in your home. She’ll only stay with you for 3-6 months until she’s ready to transition to society. If anything goes wrong at any time, you simply call her Provisional Period Officer (PPO) and tell him or her that you "suspect substance abuse" and that’s good enough for us to send out our Safety Agents who will report to your home, office or other safe location within 30 minutes to pick her up and take her back to the treatment facility

You can email as many as you like, connect via private chat and live webcam, and in some cases even go in during family sessions to get to know your new houseguest in advance.

And at no time will you ever be required to divulge your real name to your new guest, for privacy and security purposes

Once you take custody of your new, opposite-sex friend, you’ll receive a federally subsidized stipend of $1,832 per month to offset your costs. If you keep her for the 1-12 month target, you’ll not only perform an invaluable service to society, but you’ll be paid up to $21,948 in tax-free compensation.

 And because it’s very common for custodians to eventually succumb to sexual relations with their rehabilitated guests, we require participants to agree to sexually transmitted disease tests, and mandate they agree to IUD or regularly schedule Depo shots to ensure that the work you do out of the love in your heart does not result in any long term trophies (children) to hate and regret for the rest of your life.